Assholery

You are an asshole. No two ways about. You cop an attitude unprevoked. You're an asshole. You think you know everything and you treat people like shit and you're a hot fucking mess. You are not God's gift to anything. You don't know anything. You're cute enough, but you're not blowing me out of the water with your beauty. You're a jackass. Which is a shame because you have a really big dick and you know how to use it. Your head is for shit, but hey nobody'e perfect. But I don't want to date you, I don't even want to fuck you anymore. I couldn't wait to get off and kick you out of my bed .... hell, my house. Well, its been real. Loose my number.

Dustin Diamond is a Douchebag

Dustin Diamond holds so much emotional scarring from his days on Saved by the Bell, it is ridiculous. This man is so insecure and paranoid that he lashes out at anyone that gives him guff. The thing is you're Dustin freaking Diamond. Screech. Who isn't going to give you shit, dude? I'm sure growing up with the beautiful people : Mario Lopez, Lark Voorhees, Mark Paul Gosselaar, Elizabeth Berkley and Tiffani Amber Thiessen, did not help your self esteem. I'm sure they were running around partying and fucking each other and leaving you off to the side to witness and not partake. I'm also sure every last one of them probably got paid more than you. Sure, that sucks, too. But life's not fair. Suck it up.

This is no reason to turn into the biggest asshole since Kanye West. Well, maybe it would make even Job cry, but what you need is some therapy. Some hard core 3 days a week therapy, and maybe a life coach. You are not cute enough to be an asshole and people still like you. And you expect your showmates to be on your side? Seriously? You're lazy and you use every opportunity to screw them over. I'm surprised they're even speaking to you.

And picking on poor Harvey. Sure, he's an asshole, too. But only to people who aren't trying and are acting like big babies. He's a marine drill sergeant. He's supposed to be an asshole. It's a part of his charm. But this is no cause to call him an anti-Semite. That isn't true. And calling your manager girlfriend just makes you look like a coward.

Don't even get me started on the dirty sanchez. Not only is the act in and of itself disgusting, but the giver of the sanchez is unworthy of that level of freakery. I can't even imagine how poo is sexy.

Dustin grow up and get it together.

Ray J is a Scumbag

Hopefully, by now, women have learned to stop making sex tapes. Why? People fall out of love, become spiteful bitches and leak the tape leaving the woman to look like a whore and the man to look like a stud -- no matter how pot bellied (Irv Gotti) and unimpressive (Ray J) his penis is. Then Ray J the dumbass goes on Tyra (don't even get me started) and isn't modest or regretful. He reveals to the world just how big of an asshole he is, and just how negatively living in the shadow of his much more talented sister, Brandy, has left him an attention seeking whore. Sexy can I? No, you may not.

Hate her or love her these are the facts on Kim Kardashian. She puts J-Lo's booty to shame. She put Armenian women on all black men's radar. And she severely upgraded from Ray J the lame to the sweet faced, wealthier, classier, bigger penised (I'm just guessing) New Orleans' Saint Reggie Bush. Two thumbs up, honey.

What I want to know is how are these tapes legally able to be mass produced without being sued successfully. The law should read that you have to have clearance from BOTH parties to release that tape. That's just common freaking sense. But no, this loop hole leaves women to be exploited in new and excited ways. I'm sorry, but I don't need to know what my favorite celebrities vagina looks like. That is too much information.

Ladies, leave a little something to the imagination.