Decade of Dong

What is it about exposed vagina that is so sexual? More importantly what is it about exposed penis that is so funny. More and more actors going for the full frontal in comedies for the laugh (Viva Judd Apatow). I went to a screening of the film Couples Retreat last night and Carlos Ponce (a very buff version of Lindsay Price's contractor boyfriend in Lipstick Jungle) played a yoga instructor that rocked some wicked shiny speedos that didn't leave you wondering whether or not he is circumcised. Then he proceeded to hump every member of the cast -- literally. At one point, his genitalia was placed repeatedly on one of the actresses spread eagle style vagina. Just imagine if you had a sandwich (penis) that was wrapped in a napkin (speedo) and you placed that sandwich on the counter (vagina). Okay, now pick up that sandwich ... then place it on the counter again ... and pick it up ... then put it down ... then pick it up .... now put it down. Now blow up that image in your head up 1000%. Now, you're in the ball park of what I'm talking about. I shutter to think what we'll find funny in 2020 ... insertion shots. Guffaw, guffaw! If Couples Retreat were a Judd Apatow film, we would have seen Faison Love from the front. More cock never hurt anybody

BEP: Hip Hop or Hip Not?

Are the Black Eyed Peas still considered hip hop? Should they be? I know they were back in the 90s BEFORE Fergie joined the group. But can they still claim that title? Is having minority members and having a hip hop lineage enough for you to still be claiming and repping the genre? I think they have gone past straddling the fence, melding genres and crossing over. I think they have hurdled the fence and now strickly reside in pop land. There isn't anything wrong with that, but lets call a spade a fucking spade.

Eminem @ the MTV Movie Awards

Was it me or did Eminem look like a wounded animal during his performance at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards. Gone is the temperamental brat with the swagger. He is but a shell of a man now. And I believe he was lip singing. And he looked petrified. Could that cap get any lower on his head? He's still not 100%. That's okay, Em, we'll wait.

Oh Yeah, Sacha Baron Cohen put his butt in Em's face. What kind of stunt was that? Remember when Em didn't pull publicity stunts. Remember when his fuse was short and his personality garnered all the press one would ever need. What's up with signing up to have Borat's ass in your face voluntarily. What is that? For a rapper? Strange. Very, very strange.

Spectacular ... ly Gay

Why does the dude I like from Pretty Ricky gotta be making half nekked videos grinding, calling out grown dudes about his superior grinding skills. What kind of gay jr. high school challenge is that? Hopefully he was drunk when he posted this. I'm going to chalk this up to their lack of education. Did he not realize the backlash of this absurd post was going to be severe and skew in this direction. Wow, I can really pick em can't I.

check it out here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlNZzXlV2g0

The Purple One

Okay. So, I should haven't written this like 2 months ago, but whatevs. Yall know I was making my thesis. Anyway, I went to the Prince concert in LA. I hate LA. So, of course the tickets were like $100+ because it's fricking Prince. I'm game. This should weed out the non-believers, right? Nope! This is LA, the land of the rich. A sold out concert where tickets went all the way up to 350-400 bucks was chocked full of posers - folks that didn't know a Prince song from a hole in the wall. I personally think if you only the chorus to Purple Rain, stay your ass at home. But it rocked it out. There was some technical difficulties with the sound at the Nokia Theater (I hear that happens a lot at that venue), and like the true diva he is, he was telling the venue sound personnel how to adjust the sound DURING the concert ... because that's how finely tuned his ear is. I love Prince. He could still get it.