It's all about ME ... and maybe sometimes you.

Wassup community, I have a new spot for links on my page. I've separated them into categories. Link snob is where I'll put cool and funny random links. My stories is where I've published my work on the web for you to peruse at your leisure. Also if you have a blog and would like me to add your link, I shall ... but only if its good or you're my friend or both. But I won't if its neither. Good day, more funny shite to come. I've been swamped at work.

Color Quiz

I took this Color Quiz and I'm posting my results because they are freakishly dead on. Those of you who know me, which is pretty much everyone that reads this site, know most of this stuff anyway, but its weird that these findings are based on the order in which you pick certain colors and I'm guessing the rate as well. I want you guys to take this quiz. I want to know if you get different results, and if you're willing to share, what results you got. Keep me posted.

Crystal's Existing Situation

Volatile and outgoing. Needs to feel that events are developing along desired lines, otherwise irritation can lead to changeability or superficial activities.

Crystal's Stress Sources

Strives for straight-forward relationships, founded on mutual trust and understanding. Wishes to act only in conformity with her own convictions. Demands freedom to make her own decisions without being subjected to interference, outside influence, or the necessity of making compromises.

Crystal's Restrained Characteristics

Willing to participate and to allow herself to become involved, but tries to fend off conflict and disturbance in order to reduce tension.

Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Able to obtain physical satisfaction from sexual activity but tends to hold aloof emotionally.

Crystal's Desired Objective

Needs a peaceful environment. Wants release from stress, and freedom from conflicts or disagreement. Takes pains to control the situation and its problems by proceeding cautiously. Has sensitivity of feeling and a fine eye for detail.

Crystal's Actual Problem

Does not wish to be involved in differences of opinion, contention or argument, preferring to be left in peace.

Crystal's Actual Problem #2

Needs to protect herself against her tendency to be too trusting, as she finds it is liable to be misunderstood or exploited by others. Is therefore seeking a relationship providing peaceful and understanding intimacy, and in which each knows exactly where the other stands.

Do Boring People Know They're Boring?

Do boring people know they make you want to fall asleep?  I have someone talking to me right now and I couldn't care less about what they're talking about.  Like I took a phone call in the middle of their conversation and they picked right back up where they left off when I got off the phone.  Now this is the same person who cannot be bothered to listen to anything you're saying, but when they're talking its all "are you listening to me?"  Hell no!!! I do not know what you're talking about, I don't know the people you're talking about, and I generally don't care what you're talking about.  Stop boring me half to death. Shut the hell up.

Black Chicks that act White

I don't understand this shit at all.  Maybe its the diction, the choice in fashion, the exclusively dating white boys, but something about this rare animal pisses me off.  Well, if you're a gangsta black chick dating white boys that's a different beast all together.  I'm talking about the black chicks who don't act black.  Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.  It's not that their subjects and verbs agree.  It's that they talk in a valley girl voice and they are not in fact from the valley.  They are from Cleveland or Brooklyn or New Orleans and they have adopted the valley girl since moving to L.A.  The other chicks I don't get is the skater black chicks who walk around saying dude and yeah man like they're some 80s throwback in 2008.  They have white people looking at them like they're crazy.  Who do you think you are fooling?  No one.  Talking like a Cameron Crowe reject will not fool white people into thinking you are white.  And why are you wearing them skinny ass jeans below your ass with that rock and roll stud belt on.  No one wants to see half of your ass literally hanging out every time you bend over.  No one.  You can still like rock and roll, skate board, surf, fuck the rainbow coalition, have great grammar, be over educated and still act black.  Look at Condi Rice.  That chick is gangster.  With most white folks trying to act black, you are the only fools trying to go the other way.