Top 5 Acceptable First Date Topics


1. Where you are from/Funny childhood stories -- nothing makes an asshole endearing like a tongue stuck on an icy flagpole story

2. Jobs - What do you do? What do you want to do in the future? Etc,but keep it light &interesting.Don't bore folks with Quantum Mechanics

3. Sports -- only if both parties are interested. No dates in a sports bar though. Who do yall men think you are fooling.

4. Entertainment - Music/Movies/TV/Books -- you know that thing with pages and words, that's a book

5. What you like to do for fun - please have this list expanded past dinner and a movie