You're not famous! Drop dead!

The rag mags are bad enough with all the famous people non-info.  Angelina takes a dump.  Jennifer Garner ovulates.  Josh Brolin likes it in jail.  Britney Spears is bat shit crazy, blah, blah, blah.  At least those people have talent or at least a job in the entertainment business.  But why am I hearing constant reports on Lauren fricking Conrad, and Heidi the idiot Montag.  That bitch, Lauren, is an asshole.  And why does a 22 year old have rinkles under her eyes. Looking at this old picture, that Heidi really did need a nose job. And why do people like Lauren, she's not a very nice person, but I digress.  I couldn't care less who she was shagging, hating on, befriending, spitting on, etc.  This goes quadruple for anyone who has ever been on any show resembling The Hills, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Survivor, The Apprentice, Big Brother (how is that stupid ass show still on the air) etc.  You people are not famous.  I don't care when you get married and/or have babies and/or go bankrupt and/or go to jail for tax evasion (what an idiot) and/or break up. I don't give a shit.  I don't even know who you are. Crawl back under the rock you came from.  Go back to your job of checking groceries, teaching preschool and picking up trash.  Your 15 minutes of fame never existed.