Fuck Jennifer Aniston: Yawn! I'm bored.

It's been like 5 fricking years now and we're still hearing about Jennifer Aniston.  Go away.  Nobody cares that you and Brad Pitt broke up.  You guys were always fighting in public toward the end anyway, and this is way before he even MET Angelina Jolie.  Sure she's a man stealing whore, we all know that, but that's why we love her.  She professes to be nothing else.  But they have kids now, like a million of them buggers and they show no sign of slowing down, and you will always be the one that snagged Brad (and rather quickly too I might add, bravo), but lost him.  The chick that couldn't hold on to him, couldn't keep him on his toes and really isn't as good or as versatile an actor.  Anjie's on his level.  Deal with it, and no amount of John Mayer fucking can change that.  You need an upgrade.  Someone that's hot and young and utterly successful ACTOR like .... for example .... frick ... its kinda hard to top your ex. That's your fucking problem.  And isn't it a little more than weird that you started dating Vince Vaughn, the very man who was there when your husband fell in love with his new woman.  Or is Vince just biggest swinging dick of a stud around.  Sure, Brad, I'll pick up the pieces and fuck your wife, crack a few jokes while you fall in love making a an action movie.  Jennifer Aniston will always be famous for marrying Brad Pitt, which kinda sucks in the women's lib sort of way, and oh yeah, I think she was on some show once that was kinda funny ...