Signs that you might still be in love with your Ex


1. You hate their guts.

2. You still have sex with them.

3. You daydream about ways your new lover/mate will out-do them.

4. You still remember what their nether region looks like.

5. Most of your cell phones minutes are clocked on their phone number.

6. You think of new and inventive ways to sneak in a nonthreatening I love you.

7. You wouldn't be mad if you accidentally had their baby.

8. If they wanted to get back together, you would.

9. You answer their call no matter what you're doing (except sexing other people).

10. You hate their guts.